Friday, February 21, 2014

The Winner Is?????

Well, there were two good ones that I really liked but not sure who to pick, so will you help me vote.

Comment below who's sentence you thinks the best. 

Here they are.

1. A herd of Retarded hulk monkeys fell in a volcano of smooshed gummy bears and concrete. They made a raft using pillow cases and straws. After they were safely on land they became insects.


 2. All platypuses go "Bong Bong Bong" after realizing legendary music is not beneficial to your knee growth. 







11 comments:

  1. I think this one should win. "In my world, everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies."
    Noah :)

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  2. Wow, the first one is more than one sentence, and is reeeeally stupid. The second one was ridiculously stupid...."bong bong bong"???? That's so stupid. I vote for Mollies sentence, it was WAAAAY better!!!!

    Emily

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  3. I HATE THEM BOTH! Sorry : ) I guess this type of random was just not what I thought the contest would be like. This isn't random, it's nonsense. I still like you though... a little.

    -Mollie

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  4. Look woman, this is Caleb!!! I think MINE should win!!! "Ask NOT what your country can do for you, but what YOU can do for your country!!!" BOOM!!! The others were so stupid!!!

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  5. I vote for #1. BOOM!!! End of contest!!!

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  6. Well, in that case, I vote for #2.. BOOM. it's a draw.. neither win : )

    -Mollie

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  7. Uh... I think we are all in need of a little dictionary help:

    ran·dom [ran-duhm] Show IPA
    adjective
    1. proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern: the random selection of numbers.

    b.
    odd and unpredictable in an amusing way:

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  8. #1 is super random and whoever cogitated it has a very big imagination!!
    Jenny this is the definition of "Random":

    random |ˈrandəm|
    adjective
    1 made, done, happening, or chosen without method or conscious decision: a random sample of 100 households.
    • Statistics governed by or involving equal chances for each item.
    • (of masonry) with stones of irregular size and shape.
    2 informal odd, unusual, or unexpected: I find it impossible to not laugh at such a random guy.

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  9. This is Josh. I vote for #2 because it is a sentence not a paragraph.

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  10. Well i think i like #2 the best because it is only one sentence and thats what i wanted.
    BTW, there is no favoritism here.

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